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Purchases

Also I ordered this shirt from Threadless recently and am waiting for it to be shipped to me!

And my mom bought me this vacuum which works amazingly!

Happy days!

Loud Sex

Apparently someone was having VERY loud sex last night at about 4 in the morning. Loud enough it woke Jessie up and kept her awake. Speculation: who was it? It wasn't me, I was sleeping alone and had taken a bunch of melatonin to make myself sleep(which is why I didn't wake up). Was it Corbin's roommate? Was it Corbin hooking up with his roommate? Was it the woman who lives next door and works with EF students? (Ben thinks this sounds like I'm implying she is hooking up with a foreign student, ala "Let me teach you some English...first word, 'touch'.") Why does whoever the girl is feel the need to scream? 

Halloween Party 2007

Last night(Friday) there was a Halloween party at Katherine, Evan, and Paul's place(future home of Hannah). It was lovely, dancing, snacks, etc. Here's some lovely pictures.

Ben likes candy.

Peter was some sort of gay sailor? The point of this picture is really for the little face Ben is making.

I went as myself. Spooky!

This picture is glorious (Corbin, Ben, me, and Paul)

Steve went as a crazy guy? I thought jester, but crazy guy was what I was told. 

Harmony, Ben, Sean, and Joel tickle poor James.

Jessie is something, possibly winter, and Frannie is a purple unicorn.

Ben is a saucy doctor and Alex is Albert Einstein.

Frannie the unicorn.

Katherine is an old maid.

Corbin rapes Ben as usual.

Corbin went to the party as a homosexual. Because they look like everybody else.

Paul dances with his girlfriend, Ami.

Hollis was a cowboy and Maddie was a saloon girl.

Ashe and Freddy as raccoons?

Evan as Ivan.

Jessie and Joel's friend, Margaret was a fairy princess. Brian in the background is a hippie.

I love Hannah. This is my current desktop background. Stolen from her blog.

Corbin Cleans Up His Roommate's Mess

Corbin's cleaning the kitchen.

He's a nice guy.

Wait, what's that in the sink...?

Ahhh!

Zoo Trip

Yesterday I went to the Woodland Park Zoo with my class(Evolving Communication). My favorite part was discovering a little creature called an Anoa. Here's the Woodland Park Zoo's page about them: Lowland Anoa. As is mentioned on the previously mentioned page, the Anoa did wander right up to the fence. I was walking past the raptors when I noticed the sign for the Anoa and looked around the enclosure for it, finally spotting it way down in the back corner, laying by the chainlink fence. So I went down and told it how cute it was and it looked back at me with its big cow eyes and then stood up and tilted its head at me like, "pet me." So I scratched its head and it liked that very much. We bonded. I sat there petting it for a good ten minutes. It was lovely. Zoos are petting zoos, don't listen to Ben. It's not a baby tiger, it's a tiny water buffalo. 

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Joel's Birthday

I don't have any pictures, because I haven't gotten my camera back from Katherine yet, but tonight we had a small birthday party for Joel at Old School Pizza. Joel turned 20 today! 

Happy birthday, Joel!

It was a good party: Me, Joel, Jessie, Katherine, Peter, Freddy, Steve, James, and Paul. Good times!