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Sunday, November 4, 2007

Loud Sex

Apparently someone was having VERY loud sex last night at about 4 in the morning. Loud enough it woke Jessie up and kept her awake. Speculation: who was it? It wasn't me, I was sleeping alone and had taken a bunch of melatonin to make myself sleep(which is why I didn't wake up). Was it Corbin's roommate? Was it Corbin hooking up with his roommate? Was it the woman who lives next door and works with EF students? (Ben thinks this sounds like I'm implying she is hooking up with a foreign student, ala "Let me teach you some English...first word, 'touch'.") Why does whoever the girl is feel the need to scream? 

3 comments:

Hannah said...

Fan-freakin-tabulous! Wasn't me...

Anne said...

umm screaming feels good ... didn't your mother teach you anything, I can't believe you need to be told why??

Starzipan said...

But why at 4 in the morning????